Seasons' Thievings; A Guide to Jacking Sucker Mc's

With so much wack rappers in the industry, and an on going recession, it's kinda hard to know who keeps it real so I, Da Instigator came up with a few industry dudes that if ever yo see them in your hood , and they look real shiny and blinged up, and maybe your pockets ain't as fat as their's because you spent your last on these lames' music for ya self or ya kid, can feel free to snatch their chains, jewelry and just basically set it on their bitch asses with minimum repurcussions. Number 1. on the list will have to be that dude we all love to hate, Soulja Boy yes this lil popcorn rapper has been annoying grown people everywhere in the world since his debut single "crank dat superman" he has since garnered the backing of a certain Curtis Jackson Aka 50 Cent, but fuck 50 for backing up this guy when he was disssing Ja Rule for making the same kind of catchy ass kindergarten songs. Number 2. on the shit list will have to be a young rapper who seems to have been smacked up by every rapper with gold teeth (thats a lot) ,Yung Berg has proven that you can rob him ,pimp slap him in public and basically disrespect him and he won't do anything about it , feel free to jack that fool. 3. Raz B ,remember him this is a dude that started in the boy band B2K back in the late 90's and well all you have to do is you tube this guy who claims to have been sexually molested by his manager/relative ,then claimed to not have been ,then to have been again, to see this dude can get it ,he isn't really a rapper but he is out there with some B2k jewelry on still I am sure . 4. is this pain in the ass kid Lil B who seems to be a closet homo,for saying on twitter if Kanye West don't work with him,he will rape Kanye's behind,ok he said he will fuck Kanyeezy in the ass there I said it so by all means rob this little sucker ass punk before he puts out an album of fuckery please. And there you have it folks ,Da Instigator's Guide to beating the recession ,beat up a corny entertainer , ....and rob him.